Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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