On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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