Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Fuck appropriateness.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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