Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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