Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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