you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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