ya dads aren't the best wingmen
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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