Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
im on a boat
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