I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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