dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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