Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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