when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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