i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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