But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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