Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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