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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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