have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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