fuck your aforementioned shoe
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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