I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
When are your genitals available?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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