From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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