"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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