Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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