i just google imaged poop.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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