so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dear god my vagina.
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