OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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