Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
