and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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