I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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