I could have mohawked her pubes.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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