I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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