scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
