i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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