Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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