ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have post one night stand depression
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