Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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