Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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