Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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