i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
