Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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