We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Randomize
