You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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