what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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