508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I could fuck to npr.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I am mentally ready for anal.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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