i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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