i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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