Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i barfeds in our rink
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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