look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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