I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Can Purell be used as lube?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
