I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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