I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Are we still banned from the library?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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