You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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